And queue the, “That’s what she said,” jokes.
Anyway, since I wrote so much the last post, I’m a cut down on this one. Today, I’m gonna ponder on a quote I came up with recently:
If sharing is caring, I don’t really care.
This was a quote I wanted to put as my FB update status, but that’s too dick-ish to be me. So then I tried this:
If sharing is caring, I could care less.
Less of a dick, but still pokes you. Plus, it gives you added asshole points because it’s almost like a chore that you care, or share. So then there’s this
If sharing is caring, I don’t have much to care about.
Now it’s moving more towards being a pussy. It doesn’t have that oomph.
I’ve been thinking about this for two days now. Normally, I’d have forgotten all about the whole thing and moved on but, the writer in me wants a quote. Something simple, but clever. The writer in me will toss and turn until either I figure this out, or I burn-out. I’m putting money on burning out.
Oh and yes, mid-way through writing this I decided to somehow put dick, asshole and pussy in there an make sense.